eatdixx's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- i don't seem to remember slapping you my friend was writing about his drinking experiences. i thought i'd paste this in cause it's the most hilarious story i've ever read. so proud to know ya, stabber. "in oviedo, spain on a three day bender with los ass-draggers. went round a club slapping everyone in the face. somehow i was getting away with it. it was a quick 1-2 across both cheeks. the owner told me to stop so i slapped him too. he loved it and gave me the green light, so i stood at the entrance with cock in hand, offering it to all the ladies. later i ended up outside slapping people on the street. i stood in a circle of five or six skinheads, slapped 'em all and walked off. i only have vague recollections of doing all this, but the spanish guys i was drinking with told me everything in explicit detail. just start the weekend with un carajillo de litro and you're on your way!" 4:48 p.m. - 2005-07-31 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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