eatdixx's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- tizime 2 gizet on with OLD i like to stroll around in my overcoat during business hours, amongst the other ants. sometimes i feel like a fraud. today I felt like a grownup. Today, for the first time, I was called 'old'. Is 25 old? Fark. That means: I'm on the downhill slope of life. I'm on the decline. My looks will fade from here on in. I'm standing on the precipice of a new world hinged on panicky vanity and the denial ov age. I will start to look for creamz that fade wrinkles. My breasts will become noticeably saggy. The skin on my hands will loosen, I will get sun spots. I will get tired for no reason. Health complications will appear. I will have to start wearing 'depend' panty liners for a weak bladder. I will look like mutton dressed up as lamb when i go out. I will probably start drawing on my eyebrows, after plucking them too thin. I will start going to the solarium and make sure my neck is as wrinkly as my chest. I will need thick glasses and i'll probably run peoplez toez over with my grocery trolley. I will spend all my time in front of the telly with vegetables that are cooked until they're floppy and I'll start to smell like mothballz. My desire for secks will decrease and I will stop masturbating [Sigh. that is the saddest thing.] o l d i wonder when i'll accept that i'm 25 and move on. 2:45 p.m. - 2004-06-30 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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